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by Porter
April 4th, 2021, 8:19 am
Forum: The Forum
Topic: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field
Replies: 57
Views: 26901

Re: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field

Greetings herp geeks, freaks, and peeps... It's time to grasp tight to the side of your seats. A backstory project is in the works of the Oscar nominee serpentine-actor, Blind Melan Johnson. Also, known by his alias... Ol' Blind Melly . As we all know now, the actor surprisingly obtained the roll as...
by Porter
March 22nd, 2021, 11:13 am
Forum: The Forum
Topic: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field
Replies: 57
Views: 26901

Re: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field

We've got some exciting news!! :D Shit Sneky himself stopped by the Mattress studios recently and gave a live acoustic performance of the 2020 hit single, Shit Sneky! :thumb: We dug up this raw archived pre-recording practice vid to accompany it as well for all the hungry fans writing in for more sn...
by Porter
March 7th, 2021, 10:32 am
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother 🦑

I'm gonna point out one more thing and then I'll leave this alone till someone else has something to add 🤐 The bats and angels in the Escher drawing: The angels are in the appearance of humans. However, the devils are in the shape of a bat.. i.e. an animals. This displays a couple of important clues...
by Porter
March 7th, 2021, 7:15 am
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother 🦑

Ok, so I was thinking... and came to the realization of how much about Kurt Cobain is misunderstood. Not only by Kelly, but the majority of people. Actually it's something that disturbs me and has giving me an uneasy feeling for years. Especially when I mention Nirvana as one of my favorite bands (2...
by Porter
March 2nd, 2021, 5:54 am
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

Death Valley... 🏜
12-3-2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17XzEcJiZOo
by Porter
March 1st, 2021, 9:34 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

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by Porter
February 28th, 2021, 3:17 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

The dilemma of the perception of time ⏰ A diagram of Time is currently most commonly thought of as a line on a piece of paper. What we would referred to as a, “timeline. “ Past __________________present__________________Future When actually, a more accurate perception of time would be to view it in...
by Porter
February 28th, 2021, 9:44 am
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

MC Escher Ask yourself this... Is Pi the question/problem needing to be solved or the answer/explanation how to solve it? 𝝅 https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50967190022_5b3516701a.jpg d2ldola-0a3eec18-f1bf-4e9e-9432-4c28b5df5517 by The Singing Frog , on Flickr https://live.staticflickr.com/65535...
by Porter
February 28th, 2021, 7:44 am
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

Last thought of the day... Taking it a step further to obtain a step closer: What is it of the thought that such a structure of precise Triadic geometrical Percision Be constructed in alignment of a pre-existing rotation... when sensible conclusions suggest The very creation of the axis would bring...
by Porter
February 28th, 2021, 12:22 am
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

You think you know about music and the world when you wernt even there. Some of us where there for All of It. You are "instructing" No one. You have taught me a good lesson though, and that is to be pickier with my sympathies. I’m not instructing. I’m informing… Zimbabwe children: https://m.youtube...
by Porter
February 27th, 2021, 10:48 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

Kelly Mc wrote:
February 27th, 2021, 10:27 pm
Boring.

You are Boring.

Your comments resemble Amber Heard trying to get Johny Depp to punch her

This is a post about integrity, religion, truth, and octopi. How about you prove the octopus theory wrong, instead of personal attack..? should be easy...
by Porter
February 27th, 2021, 10:22 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

A boring flimsy show about how chill and sage you think you are. Once again. Stop boring the Octopus. You bore the Octopus. Ahhhh...ok. Let's pull this back on subject shall we..? First of, this is not about me. It's not about Kurt Cobain or the fact that he is one of the many artists I respect and...
by Porter
February 27th, 2021, 7:12 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

Just because someone isnt entranced by a psuedoscientific idea doesnt mean they dont understand the idea. And what you dont understand is that I wish this thread would get deleted because its like a tipped over garbage can. Maybe you should go back, read and process the material again with an open ...
by Porter
February 27th, 2021, 7:02 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

This whole thread should be deleted in the name of everything even a little bit good, just to make it a better use of spirit and blank space. For anything else but hopefully something animal oriented. It’s about an octopus… An invertebrate. And it’s about everything good in the world and the import...
by Porter
February 27th, 2021, 5:56 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

Kelly Mc wrote:
February 27th, 2021, 2:24 pm
Uh huh.

Bruce Lee was my idol when I was 12.

Still think hes the greatest but i dont go all cuck about him as an adult.
This is about aliens and the survival of the human race... Not about coq au vin
by Porter
February 27th, 2021, 10:06 am
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

Kurt Cobain was an overrated whiner. Why Kurt Cobain is a genius https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XsImh_R2SI Polly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ97KdTQFww The video that changed the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9U8oOSHWw4 ^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^ 💦 💦 💦 College stu...
by Porter
February 23rd, 2021, 12:50 am
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

Last thought of the day... Taking it a step further to obtain a step closer: What is it of the thought that such a structure of precise Triadic geometrical Percision Be constructed in alignment of a pre-existing rotation... when sensible conclusions suggest The very creation of the axis would bring ...
by Porter
February 22nd, 2021, 10:02 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

- tentacles explain the building of the pyramids. Science insists there was no technology during the time of their construction to create them. New science suggests the pyramids were subject to a catastrophic climate change that influenced flood. Based on water erosion evidence on the stones near t...
by Porter
February 22nd, 2021, 8:03 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

- The earth and universe is not how we perceive it. We think of ourselves as being on a rock floating in space. Space is the consciousness within the essence of life. The solar system is the timeline of the lifespan of a planet. The bending of light obscures us into thinking the bubble of our exist...
by Porter
February 22nd, 2021, 6:02 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

I just got woke up by another epiphany… How long does it take that rock to form a Pearl inside of a clam. I don’t know and I’m not gonna Google it but it takes a long friggin time. - Going back to my explanation of how time is differently paced in regards to The lifespan of a butterfly compared to t...
by Porter
February 22nd, 2021, 5:43 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

I just woke up and thought of another one… The smooth interior of the UFO inside of S4 From the Bob Lazar interview… And the odd smooth exterior of the ship. What happens to a piece of sand or a rock that gets caught inside of a clam... you get a pearl. In other words… Created by a mollusk Going bac...
by Porter
February 21st, 2021, 11:50 am
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

fringe wrote:
February 17th, 2021, 2:26 pm
Porter wrote:
August 28th, 2020, 4:27 pm
Mehhh... I’m Pretty sure it was just a valley garter

[youtube] video goes here [/youtube]
Ok, sometimes I miss this place. I admit it.
:lol: dude... thank you :beer: ..just thank you
by Porter
February 21st, 2021, 11:44 am
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

Its interesting to observe who goes after who. In all things everywhere. the comment I removed was an extensive add-on to my octopi theory. It was up for a few days...then I got worried that it might be taken too seriously by younger herpers or adults, causing them anxiety... so, I woke up from a b...
by Porter
February 21st, 2021, 8:54 am
Forum: The Forum
Topic: Public comments desired for saving a critical piece of habitat
Replies: 7
Views: 709

Re: Public comments desired for saving a critical piece of habitat

I live in Roseville now and fairly close to the open and seemingly endless foothill habitat I use to explore in my childhood. The most fruitful area of that habitat is now no more than the circumference of a strip mall. There were horned lizards in those hills at one time... I'll submit a comment.
by Porter
February 11th, 2021, 2:17 am
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

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by Porter
February 7th, 2021, 10:06 pm
Forum: The Forum
Topic: Cannibal Coachwhips?
Replies: 8
Views: 507

Re: Cannibal Coachwhips?

Oh, and Porter, the 'X"s through the eyes in your illustration exemplified graphic humor. Well done! Without extensive verbiage, I was able to conclude that both were dead. Jeff Lol Thanks Jeff :thumb: It's fun to scribble out a visual aid when the opportunity presents itself. Glad you liked it! Po...
by Porter
January 29th, 2021, 11:14 pm
Forum: The Forum
Topic: Cannibal Coachwhips?
Replies: 8
Views: 507

Re: Cannibal Coachwhips?

It looked something like this:

ImageUntitled by The Singing Frog, on Flickr

...Except they were much more wrinkly and prune/raisin looking.
by Porter
January 29th, 2021, 5:52 pm
Forum: The Forum
Topic: Cannibal Coachwhips?
Replies: 8
Views: 507

Re: Cannibal Coachwhips?

Rad encounter dude 8-) :thumb: All I have is a similar story that may or may not shed some insight. One time I was cruising Fresno county and noticed coachwhip coloration in my peripheral vision. I flipped around to check it out and it was a long deceased San Joaquin coach and CA king mummified-look...
by Porter
January 19th, 2021, 8:36 pm
Forum: News
Topic: How To Talk About Climate Change So People Will Listen
Replies: 3
Views: 18734

Re: How To Talk About Climate Change So People Will Listen

I think the most interesting thing is that we still haven’t even establish the importance of sound. We’re getting closer… I think I watch some thing about them finally realizing the pyramids were built to send and intensified beam of sound up into space. That it was built similar to the music sound ...
by Porter
December 26th, 2020, 11:04 pm
Forum: The Forum
Topic: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field
Replies: 57
Views: 26901

Re: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field

This will complete The Mattress series for the year. It isn't much, but there was at least some small presence beneath the 🎄 iMovie pooped out on me and started freeze-framing at each transition during playback. So, it's actually a good thing that I didn't have much to edit. I went out one night to ...
by Porter
December 20th, 2020, 5:28 pm
Forum: The Forum
Topic: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field
Replies: 57
Views: 26901

Re: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field

Sorry, I'm late with this... I was originally going to upload this for a Thanksgiving addition 🦃 I've been distracted with other things.I;m gonna try to get something for Christmas together. I wanted to post an Amador arboreal and drove out there last weekend. The fog was so thick I could barely see...
by Porter
November 25th, 2020, 11:01 pm
Forum: The Forum
Topic: 2020 EOY Report - Arizona
Replies: 14
Views: 1184

Re: 2020 EOY Report - Arizona

Congrats on that albino find :thumb: :beer: I’m always on the lookout for one of those to pop-up in Pseudacris. Highlights for me were that dark rhino, double buzz neck stripe-age, and those monstrous in-insitus. Nice post 👍🏻
by Porter
November 18th, 2020, 3:36 pm
Forum: The Forum
Topic: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field
Replies: 57
Views: 26901

Re: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field

The Croaking Frog has nothing to do with The Mattress. It was a project I started that became too overwhelming to finish. I was only able to completed chapter 1 in 2017... the rest is written but had to be put on the shelf for now.The original title was The Singing Frog and I posted it here on FHF ...
by Porter
October 31st, 2020, 5:39 pm
Forum: The Forum
Topic: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field
Replies: 57
Views: 26901

Re: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field

I’ve been saving this one for Halloween 🎃 I mean, this thing literally looks like it's wearing a snake costume. I have to admit, I didn’t think that damn mattress (or any other mattress) would produce anything at all... Turns out I was wrong 8-) Happy Halloween everyone :beer: Enjoy :crazyeyes: http...
by Porter
October 31st, 2020, 5:36 pm
Forum: The Forum
Topic: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field
Replies: 57
Views: 26901

Re: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field

And to FHF Members Nice support of a talented, multifaceted member - really exemplifies the stoic fake "keeping up appearances" of lesser minds. I really dont care that you Porter have your socialized values per responses.. And I cant help it if the status quo is chicken or jealous to remark on you...
by Porter
October 19th, 2020, 4:57 am
Forum: The Forum
Topic: Wisconsin Bullsnake observations 2020
Replies: 6
Views: 1066

Re: Wisconsin Bullsnake observations 2020

Oh I believe that they are striking ... :lol: Cool stuff man. I found a great basin gopher snake a couple years ago that had all black Dorsal blotching running from nose to tail. With a higher than usual consistency of black on the neck portion. The usual color scheme for those is black from the nec...
by Porter
October 16th, 2020, 3:58 pm
Forum: The Forum
Topic: Wisconsin Bullsnake observations 2020
Replies: 6
Views: 1066

Re: Wisconsin Bullsnake observations 2020

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50295809208_14ec8d203e_k.jpg Bullsnake (Pituophis catinefer sayi) by Mike Day , on Flickr That’s one cool looking snake right there! Would this be considered melanistic or is it common to come across them with all black blotch coloration like this in Wisconsin?
by Porter
October 3rd, 2020, 7:43 am
Forum: The Forum
Topic: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field
Replies: 57
Views: 26901

Re: The Mattress - An ongoing thread of stories from the field

Metaphoric view on society… Metamorphic change in reality

by Porter
September 14th, 2020, 2:02 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

So when the guy in the joke says “ What we both need to consider is pi-pie” he means two things simultaneously: 1) that he and the girl should go on a date and talk before judging each other through written messages that lack vocal tone and easily confused. 2) That like pi, Life doesn’t always add u...
by Porter
September 14th, 2020, 1:44 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

It’s intended to relieve tension between People who Choose to believe in religion vs people who choose to believe in science
by Porter
September 14th, 2020, 1:42 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

I mean, what’s funnier then a guy who thinks God is an octopus…? 🤷🏻‍♂️
by Porter
September 14th, 2020, 1:27 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

You know Porter; you dont take an authentic compliment real well. Unless its from some older man, however the thing is you are kind of; could we say ; dimensional and this forum does promote a rather dry line when it comes to expression. This isnt what I have experienced with Scientists - no not ne...
by Porter
September 11th, 2020, 8:27 pm
Forum: The Forum
Topic: Arizona... Bufo retiformis?
Replies: 9
Views: 2042

Re: Arizona... Bufo retiformis?

Update on this: so I ended up canceling because of the dry heatwave and then I rescheduled for a month later. Of course in between my new vacation plans, that’s when they got the rain :lol: I was supposed to fly out Saturday, and canceled again yesterday. The CA desert trip that got ruined earlier t...
by Porter
September 9th, 2020, 10:49 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

I found this video today on YouTube… dig 👍🏻

by Porter
September 8th, 2020, 11:58 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

Bummer. Maybe it just wasnt the right day. Lol There was never a girl… It was a satirical synopsis of an assumed predicament Its Like I always say, when that girl turns me down after just the first few messages... “You’re speaking calculus… I’m speaking geometry… But what we both need to consider i...
by Porter
September 7th, 2020, 10:34 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

However, Seemingly unworthy of earning a conversation over coffee and pie With a beautiful young reptilian-loving college grad who finds it irrational to take a chance with a guy who simply doesn’t add up 🤷🏻‍♂️
by Porter
September 7th, 2020, 10:20 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

There ia something frequently brilliant and convergent and hilarious about your observations and vernaculars. Thats like nature itself. Lol I’ve got a pretty productively creative imagination 😎 That’s a lifesaver when you’re at the end of a 13 hour shift and have a 2 Hour night drive ahead of you t...
by Porter
September 7th, 2020, 10:19 pm
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

Re: Amen Brother

Lol I’ve got a pretty productively creative imagination 😎 That’s a lifesaver when you’re at the end of a 13 hour shift and have a 2 Hour drive ahead of you through the Sierra Mountains. Gotta keep that Brian awake lol

I mean, it’s definitely 80s B-Horror movie worthy for sure 🤟🏻
by Porter
September 7th, 2020, 3:59 am
Forum: Board Line
Topic: Amen Brother
Replies: 75
Views: 6605

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