On our return from a not too exciting mountain cruise late last night we were driving along a narrow country blacktop when I spotted a gathering of people in the middle of the road ahead. Slowing down to see what the congregation was about, I realized I was looking at an entire family - Gramps, Grandma, Mom, Dad, and two boys in their late teens, most of them with arms akimbo, but talking animatedly. One of the boys was holding a three-foot wooden DIY pair of tongs, and at the end of those tongs, right there on the tarmac, like some fantastical outer-galactic pet on a leash, sat the biggest Multi-banded Krait (
Bungarus multicinctus) I'd ever laid eyes upon - five feet easy.
I slammed the brakes, grabbed my own tongs and the camera, and dove out of the van, smack-dab into the middle of the flabbergasted farmers, yelling "WHATEVERYOUREPLANNINGTODOWITHITLETMETAKESOMEPICTURESFIRSTPLEASE!!!" from the top of my lungs. After they had recovered from the shock of a huge, agitated Westerner in sweaty khakis and a large headlamp suddenly jumping into their circle, it was Grandma who spoke first: "Not to worry! We was just fixin' to haul him up into the woods where he can live in peace without putting us at risk here in the paddies. We found him in the vegetable garden behind the house. We move all venomous snakes we find on our property up into the forest. No worries, we don't kill no snakes - they're good creatures, plus, most of them are protected. As they well should be!" Then the rest of the family chimed in: "Just look at him - isn't he a beauty?" "Biggest one I've seen in 20 years - must be real old!", etc.
Now it was my turn to deal with shock: I'm aware that many farming folk around here grudgingly admit to the ecological value of venomous snakes, but after my
recent encounter with a drunk peasant telling me to kill the pitviper I was photographing, and a frustrating dialogue with another similarly opinioned neighbor a week later, my current level of hope had been at an all-time low. Thus, meeting three generations of a farming clan, all of them displaying such an extremely enlightened stance, was nothing short of mind-boggling and left me almost light-headed.
After congratulating them on their broad-mindedness, I asked if I could take over the snake with my own tongs and take a few pictures before they ferried it to safety. "Sure thing," they said, "be our guest! Actually, tell you what - howzabout taking him offa our hands? Here's a bag, whyn'cha sack'm and drive'm up the hill yourself?" Sadly, my experience with highly venomous reptiles writhing around in burlap sacks on the floor of my van is zero, and since both my sons were with me, I didn't reckon it to be the appropriate time to start practicing this arcane art, however rewarding it might be.
So I declined politely, but that left me in a pickle - these folks just wanted to remove the snake and call it a night, not hang around for another half hour until I'd played out the krait to an acceptable and photogenic fatigue level. As soon as I'd taken over the reptile with my own tongs, it started thrashing like a demon, and every attempt at changing or loosening my grip resulted in a fierce attempt for freedom. Tonging the snake and simultaneously taking pictures was out of the question, and my sons don't know how to handle my camera (Note to self -
teach 'em already!) In the end, I had my ten-year old take over the tongs (1), while I snapped a few documentary shots to secure at least one or two halfway decent images of the magnificent serpent. After that, the two farm boys rode their scooter up the hill, snake dangling from the tongs held by the guy on the backseat (what a sight, and what a pity my flash malfunctioned when I tried to photograph their exit!), and came back 15 minutes later, empty-tonged. We stood around for another little while, chatting with the family - I sure owed them an explanation for my outlandish behavior - then went home, still full of adrenaline.
(1) That was definitely the other highlight of the night - seeing my son's face aglow with an improbable mixture of life-or-death concentration, shirt-bursting pride, and more than just a hint of considerable trepidation

