So there we were again last night, trolling Yangmingshan National Park. The weather was seriously turning (two tropical storms approaching the island in a pincer maneuver), and the entire creation seemed on the move. Among the animals we saw was a Taiwan Ferret Badger (
Melogale moschata subaurantiaca) scavenging some road kill, three very long
Boiga kraepelini, two large habus (
Protobothrops mucrosquamatus - one of which we caught to give it to other, less lucky herpers we might meet later on the mountain), a nice, big Greater Green Snake (
Cyclophiops major) sleeping on a branch, plus a few more snakes other herpers pulled out of their backpacks, offering "You guys wanna photograph a Slug Snake/Blackhead/baby habu?" (We're a big family up here

).
But the jackpot was this massive, 230 cm (>7.5') Taiwan Beauty Snake (
Orthriopis/Elaphe taeniura friesi) some friends of ours (incidentally, the same ones we'd eventually given the captured habu to) found curled up under a large rock by a roadside creek. I've only ever seen one live TBS before, but that was a tiny, foot-long baby sleeping in a hole from which I couldn't extract it, so that didn't count. I know that some rat snakes get pretty big over here, and I also know that the TBS is one of the largest on the planet, reaching 250 cm (8.2'), but like all large rat snarfers, they're very fast and constantly on the move, so spotting them is a privilege, and catching them a miracle.
Which is why I wasn't prepared for the unreal sight that suddenly came up in my headlights: the most humongous snake I've ever seen in the wild, a black & yellow, leopard-patterned behemoth whose very presence there on the road boggled the synapses, and it was coiled up right there in front of me on the tarmac. It took me a while to really understand that I wasn't looking at some overgrown, escaped pet python, but a member of the local fauna, a real wild animal that actually lives in my backyard!
There was a reason why the snake was sitting there so calmly, despite the excited bunch of primates doing their (camera) flash dance around it: it was clearly injured and/or sick. Despite the analytical efforts of the four herpetology postgrads in the group, it was unclear what was causing the snake's lethargy. It was slightly bleeding from the mouth, but that was all we could detect. Maybe they'll find out in the lab: after the photo op, one of the guys stuffed the snake into his motorcycle saddle bag (no other container was big enough) and left the mountain to take care of the animal in the herp lab at Taiwan University. On weekends , dozens of anti-drag racing road blocks adorn the main road leading downtown from the mountain, so I'm sure there's another story in there somewhere ("Uh, sir, I believe there's a seven-foot snake peeking out from your saddlebag." "You don't SAY, officer! Darn those pesky reptiles.....always snuggling up in the weirdest places! It's just not safe anymore to visit this mountain!")









Bonus pic #1:Here's my buddy Ah-Jie, punching air holes into a bottle of
Protobothrops mucrosquamatus. The Taipei Zoo is doing a large-scale DNA survey on these pitvipers, and he wanted to bring them this fine specimen (which we had caught and given him - our first contribution to science!) for a blood test. Unfortunately, he'd run out of snake bags, but Taiwanese are nothing if not masters of improvisation
Ah-Jie's girlfriend, by the way (the lady with the flashlight a few photos above), is also a herp major, and like him, doesn't see anything scary in catching and handling hots with her bare hands. In fact, she was the one who put the snake in the bottle.....Hooray for Real Women!
Bonus pic #2:Here's my son Karl, trying to decide whether to find the Flagon O' Death supercool or superscary.
Bonus pics #3 & #4:Here's the grill of my van which I had parked in the forest for two hours yesterday afternoon - long enough for this Giant Wood Spider (
Nephila maculata, an Orb Weaver) to become interested in this nice piece of breezy (un)real estate.....

