Considering that the Taiwan Amphibian & Reptile Association (
TARA) was only founded last year and consists of just 93 Taiwanese and one German, they did quite a commendable job with their first annual meeting.
Sure, it was a far cry from the stadium-sized mega-events North Americans are used to, but no mean feat for this little island in the Western Pacific. Roughly half of the TARA members are biology students and scholars, and they managed to rope in some of the most important names in Taiwan herpetology to host and give talks, such as this one about the interesting parenting habits of Eiffinger's Treefrog (
Chirixalus eiffingeri). (Sorry about the crappy pictures, I'm really not accustomed to shooting indoors.)

Apart from the usual ball pythons and corn snakes (both of which the Taiwanese seem to breed with great success), the sales tables also offered a few inverts, mostly Chilean Rose Tarantulas (
Grammostola rosea) and African millipedes (no ID). Images of tarantulas crawling across somebody's hand used to give me a serious case of the heebie-jeebies, but when the guy behind the table took one out of the box and put it on his hand, I thought "why am I so afraid of this? I handle all manner of snakes on a daily basis, ferchrissakes, how bad can that little arachnid really be?", and asked him if he could transfer the beast onto my paw. What can I say? At the risk of sounding like a hormonally imbalanced teenage girl (aren't they all?): I fell in love instantly. I've been a fanatical cat lover since I was a small child, and the soft, downy feeling the spider created walking along my arm was right up there with the fuzzy-wuzziest kitten I've ever cuddled. I have a strict NO NEW PETS policy (four dogs, two cats, and two rowdy boys are quite the handful already), but for a while I seriously considered buying the beast for the measly nine USD they were asking. In the end, reason won over passion - even against the massive psychological pressure my boys were giving me: "can we please take it home, PLEASE, Dad? PLEEEAAASE??"- so there's no nice little plexiglas box with a cute tarantula sitting on my desk now (where's the emoticon for "broken heart"?).




The showrooms were well-stocked: apart from the usual cornsnake/kingsnake collectors, the non-academic part of the club roster consists of well-to-do businessmen with large collections of rare turtles and frogs, as well as a rather sizable gaggle of equally well-to-do triad gangsters. These were identifiable by the $5000 watches and the elaborate tattoos, and for some inexplicable reason (a cosmic joke, perhaps?) they all collect and keep nothing but huge varanids. Quite contrary to my erstwhile prejudice, these fellows do not dabble in über-hots: no smuggled mambas or bushmasters, not even albino cobras, just lots and lots of very large lizards. Everyone was very generous with loaning their babies to the exhibition, and so the two small showrooms boasted a delicious selection of animals one usually doesn't get to see in Taiwan.


Some of the more exotic animals....well, for us
Albino
Lampropeltis getula californiae
'Nother kingsnake

East meets West: Western Hognose and albino Chinese Softshell turtles (
Pelodiscus sinensis)



Now here's something y'all don't get to see much at your fancy Western conventions

: Japanese cartoon models of anuran species. In their manic obsession to to kawaii-ize (cutify) everything that isn't nailed down, the Japanese sometimes actually manage to come up with refreshingly original ideas.

Charlie Twoton with a rather docile
Varanus albigularis ionidesi. "SO HEAVY!"

The sign was almost better than the Blue-tongued Skinks....

Poison arrow frogs

There was also an infotainment event: a race featuring fifteen snakes representing seven different Taiwanese species, all non-venomous except for two rather sluggish Green Bamboo Vipers (
Trimeresurus stejnegeri). As soon as the serpents entered the racetrack, they immediately crawled for the dark hole at the end (sometimes needing a light touch on the tail to avoid U-turns). Their speed was measured and recorded (on that cute sheet on the wall), and after the race, the racemaster analysed the results for the benefit of the attending public, the main point being that no snake in Taiwan will ever outrun a human. When I asked him why they hadn't included a
Zaocys dhumnades, the fastest snake in Asia, he replied sheepishly "Uh, we tried to catch one in the wild, but the ones we saw all got away. They're just
too damn fast!" Instant hilarity ensued



Some of the snakes featured in the race:
Young Chinese Ratsnake,
Ptyas korros. A lifer for me



Various Common (Dhaman) Ratsnakes,
Ptyas mucosa.



