Hi everyone,
seven weeks ago I issued a
cry for help, as I just had maneuvered myself into a commitment that sounded fun when I promised it, but looked a lot more daunting when I realized that I actually had no idea how to realize it: giving educational talks about snakes in local elementary schools.
Well, I did the first three shows last week, and thanks to the fantastic help I received from all y'all here on FHF, every single one of them was a rousing success. To quote myself from the above-mentioned thread:
... this was a truly AWESOME experience WAY beyond my wildest expectations. 20-odd kids in the room, right out the gate all completely mesmerized by the pix and the accompanying information for a solid hour....after which I called for the scheduled break (remember those who said?, "two hours are too long") and immediately faced a revolt: "NO BREAK! KEEP TALKING!". Holy Mother of Shiva.....after 90 minutes I had to virtually enforce a pee break for myself....and I hadn't even showed the snake I'd brought!So here are a few impressions from the second show on Thursday, for the third and fourth graders at Hengshan Elementary School in rural Sanchih County, thirty miles north of Taipei, Taiwan.
Notes:
- the entire school has only 85 kids between six grades, hence the seemingly low attendance
- the masks are the standard prophylactic measure against H1N1 (aka swine flu)
- the photos are utter crap, because in reversal of the traditional setup, the stage was dark and the audience illuminated, and my wife doesn't know her way around my camera yet, so please be kind
Playin' the crowd

Always involve the audience, always let THEM write the names of the snakes on the whiteboard....even if it takes three kids to figure out the correct characters

Photos are good, but skins are better. Here's a nice one from a big
Deinagkistrodon acutus, aka "Hundred-Pacer Viper", a resident at the Taipei Zoo Animal Rescue Center. A friend of ours works there and invited us to visit the center last Sunday. As it happened to be Hans junior's 11th birthday, our friend gave him this fantastically flawless skin as a gift. Instant Heaven!

"Why don't snakes blink?" "See those transparent scales...?"

Yes, skins are good, but they're even better when there's still an actual live snake inside. "Aaaaand nowwwwww...the moment you've all been waiting for....time to let the snake out of the bag!" (sadly, that pun doesn't work in Chinese

) I'd been telling them all morning that the little tank with the mystery bag inside contained my lunch....which nobody believed, of course, but my refusal to even hint at the contents certainly ramped up their excitement.

It's a nice and well-mannered
Ptyas mucosa, aka Indo-Chinese Ratsnake!

All lined up for better riot control


Most of them just barely dared to touch the snake with one finger, but some were brave and eager enough to actually pick up the snake and let it run over their arms. Those kids wouldn't say it outright, but it was obvious from their eyes, and their blissful countenance when I handed them the animal ("hey,
you look like you want to hold it....am I right?") was just beyond fantastic. Oddly enough, it's often the girls and the smallest guys who want to hold the snake. So much for stereotypes.

"Time to put it back - I need two of you to help me!" Again, most volunteers were girls and smallish boys.

BillMcgElaphe mentioned in the aforementioned thread "Be prepared to receive dozens of "thank you" notes that are often hysterical." I had NO idea how correct that would prove to be. After the show, they suddenly lined up again - this time for
autographs (WTF?). "When will your book come out?" (My, uh, BOOK? WWTTFF??). Also, when I arrived at the school that morning, the first and second graders who had seen the show three days earlier, came up (ALL of them!) and gave me drawings of snakes we had talked about. Heart-warming pictures that actually showed a lot of the details I had taught them (such as the red eyes, red tail and white stripes of the Green bamboo viper (
Viridovipera steijnegeri). Guess I did
something right!

The school management was equally grateful. Here's the principal presenting me with a Certificate of Gratefulness (yes, that's the title) for the "three talks about snake ecology" I held there.....official MoE stamp and all. This will now go up on my office wall, in lieu of the college degree I never obtained.


If any of you ever have the remotest chance to do anything like this, Do It. Not only is it a rare opportunity to educate the next generation and teach them love and respect for something that, Cosmos knows, gets precious little love and respect, but it's also an immensely rewarding experience.
PS: "Hubris" is my middle name, so after having saturated the schools in our county, I want to go nationwide (logistically not a problem in such a small country). Well, ain't I lucky? Turns out Hengshan's principal is the vice secretary general of the National Association of School Principals, and she'll drum up heavy support for my cause at the next general meeting in December. Given that I'm only asking for a lunchbox and some gas money, I think there's cause for moderate hope.