Sexually outperformed by a Garter Snake

[LouB747]

Damn, these snakes go at it for hours. I hope staying to video the action doesn't make me a pervert! Chicago Garter Snakes

[regalringneck]

... Lou, i'll jusshaf2 take your word 4 it, cuz cute as u are ... i canna take that much of u'r mug ... the blonde now ... thats anudda story : }
Cute kids too ... tale winds bro ... rxr ...

[LouB747]

... Lou, i'll jusshaf2 take your word 4 it, cuz cute as u are ... i canna take that much of u'r mug ... the blonde now ... thats anudda story : }
Cute kids too ... tale winds bro ... rxr ...

Yeah, I'll be changing the thumbnail pic soon to her in a bikini holding a snake. Then I stand a chance at getting some views!

[regalringneck]

.... 1000 thumbs up 4 that ... : } & fwiw ... u'r a far tuff'r hombre than me drinkin that venom ... i'll buy you a starbucks one day & possibly civilize those demons ... hoo-ah and wheels up : }


edit just 4 you : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oos4ojutOMM

[Porter]

Slow and smooth with a loving sensual touch and hours of embracive foreplay mixed in between... only way to make love to a woman

[RenoBart]

That's funny. Cool you get to herp in Chicago (my home town). You need to go find some salamanders next time you have some hours to kill over there!

Bart

[regalringneck]

no argument there mr porter, serpents, like humans are very sensual creatures, & thus we find common ground : } ... now mantids ... eeeks ... but remember we have youth amongst us ... & therefore i suggest we pseudo-adults let them discover biology's magic magnetism in their own time ... & elsewhere ... peace-out / rxr

[Porter]

no argument there mr porter, serpents, like humans are very sensual creatures, & thus we find common ground : } ... now mantids ... eeeks ... but remember we have youth amongst us ... & therefore i suggest we pseudo-adults let them discover biology's magic magnetism in their own time ... & elsewhere ... peace-out / rxr

You could learn a lot from a... Snake

Oh yes the youngsters... an inspirational aspect to my words indeed with the internet at their fingertips, Eminem and Lil Wayne leading the dominant male role role modeling, troll kids in the White House, and the boiling over scum pot of women trying to prove they are as heartless and backstabbing enabled and Powerful as the sexist men whom were once the target to overcome for equality, getting right down to the brass tacks of tactful tackiness and spreading thoughts of love rather than race cars in 60 seconds of non plot Madness could be the least beneficial advice and thought play I could spread to the masses of rapidly growing herpnational children entering teenage angst amongst us. The struggle is real... But the snuggle will heal. Provoke and embrace the good in women and they shall repay tenfold young ones. Well... Maybe...
Women are a complex species...temperament depends on the individual

[regalringneck]

.. hhhmmm ... dude ... now y do i wanna have a bier wit/chew ?

fyne ... suffr thusly ewe salamander ... ewe ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb61AVsx ... CMAqnlb_gY

[Porter]

.. hhhmmm ... dude ... now y do i wanna have a bier wit/chew ?

fyne ... suffr thusly ewe salamander ... ewe ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb61AVsx ... CMAqnlb_gY

Is that dubstep? ...I am a fan

Kimbra knows whats up...

[Porter]

But she's tripping if she thinks Joy Division is in a good band actually I've never listened to them, but I do like this one song. And believe me I definitely feel/have felt that sheet...

[RenoBart]

But she's tripping if she thinks Joy Division is in a good band

Dude, we can't be friends any more if you don't like Joy Division.

[Porter]

But she's tripping if she thinks Joy Division is in a good band

Dude, we can't be friends any more if you don't like Joy Division.

It's supposed to say isn't

[regalringneck]

some good stuff there, one of those scenes reminded me of a really gr8t movie "retroactive" ... filmed in the cali desert, but supposed to be west tejas ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HwA55XNYQ

2 very smokin babes to boot & belushi plays his part to the hilt, i'll prolly haf2 watch it again now jaja ... : }

[Porter]

some good stuff there, one of those scenes reminded me of a really gr8t movie "retroactive" ... filmed in the cali desert, but supposed to be west tejas ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HwA55XNYQ

2 very smokin babes to boot & belushi plays his part to the hilt, i'll prolly haf2 watch it again now jaja ... : }

I vaguely remember that movie... no idea what it's about or who the two babes were but I remember the title and Jim Belushi being in it. I'll have to check it out.

Here's a mind twister of a random whirl in the wind loosely relevant by a dental floss thread of relativity... and some symbolic remnant memoir to the duluth of my youth. I'm not a hundred percent sure, but this has got to be the entrance Road To Death Valley National Park. I've driven it twice... Once with my exgirlfriend and it was spooky as hell. The second time I ventured alone and although I saw a no snakes, I saw two different species of fox, rabbits, a large marmot looking thiindng, several strange odd and bizarre looking mammals. One was a large blind mole looking thing that seem to be wandering around in the road not knowing where it was going. It had the nastiest gruesome teeth protruding on its face and it could tell where I was by the steps I took and vibrations on the ground. I tried to get a photo of it in that big pitch black nothing, but it would stand up on its hind legs, stick its arms out to the side like it was saying boo , and try to bite me several times and I wasn't having it ... creepiest Dam looking thing I ever seen. But that damn road... it's like traveling into the nothing of death what are the emptiness of your mind. After 40 minutes all you can see is the chunk of Road before you within your headlights pitch black dark all around you with nothing on the side of the road and it's like you're traveling a hovering platform through a space with no stars... like the road before you is non-existent until it has been created by the headlights . Entering a two-dimensional plane of surreality. Nothing to keep you company but the thoughts in your mind. It can take you to a depth in your psyche that should be experienced at least once sometime on this Earth...

Here's that road...